Dear Ignorant Idiot Driver,

I can understand that you have lots of things on your mind at the end of the day and would just like to get home like everyone else without the hassle of rush-hour traffic but I feel the need to pass along this driving tip: If you are sitting in a turn lane that does not have a median of any sort separating one side from the other, do NOT open your car door to empty something out onto the ground IN FRONT OF oncoming traffic. Not only did you piss me off, you're lucky I didn't take your friggin' door right off the hinges.

Sincerely,

The Bitch, who considered hitting you just to teach you a lesson but has a newer car that she's rather attached to.