Award shows generally suck. The only thing interesting is to see what people are wearing and what they're looking like.
The Oscars are long and boring. It was good to see Lord of The Rings sweep, and the only other disappointment was that Johnny Depp (or even Bill Murray) didn't get best actor.
Catherine Zeta-Jones continues to be the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. She's so pretty that you can't even think about her in a sexual context, because she's too clean for that. Renee Zelweger looks 100% better with her "Bridget Jones pounds" and I hope she stays that way. Nicole Kidman leads the way for how not to look. Julianne Moore still looks fabulous. Angelina, braless and sans the Billy Bob tattoo looks as good as ever.
The hottest moment was when Liv Tyler put those glasses on. Did that not make her jump about ten times up the hotness scale?
Some day we'll actually care about the awards themselves.