Holy sex.

I really want to like them but I don't. The rounded, gradient "button" on top is odd. I made some sexy ones for Beth's dad but haven't been home to see how they look.

I'm so calling you on your work phone a zillion times during the day on Monday!

Sorry Jeff, I'm w/ Tyler on this one...they're just "meh."

Not everyone can have a roller coaster and ferris wheel in redish metallic on theirs

You can criticize them all you want. I didn't make them.