The neighbors are both home today fucking with their yard. Of course I've told stories many, many times about the kind of freaks they are.

Today, it looks like they got a big truckload of mulch. Of course, if I were to get some, I'd dump it on my driveway, as most people probably would. But they put out a big tarp. And while most people would start shoveling that shit into a wheelbarrow and put it where it goes, she's spending at least 30 minutes sweeping it into a more controlled and neat pile on the tarp.

You can't make this kind of shit up.